THE BLOBBS

CHAPTER ONE: The Beginning

General Announcer (G/A): One Day, in the small town of Dgawiiiehehfkookalookakonjukavonduka… (Don't worry folks, we can't pronounce it either)… Anyway, Little Jimmy Death was walking to school one day, when God came out of a dark alley…

God: Jimmy! You must, andyouhavetolistentomebecauseI'mGOD, PULL MY HOLY FINGER!

Jimmy: Ummmmm…. Err….. O.K…. (Pulls Finger)

God: HOLY FLATULANCE! ("Smoke" Fills the air)

G/A: God was feeling malicious today and was testing out his new spell, the 'youturnintoyourlastnameorwhateveritsoundslikeseverouchtobobbyweener' spell…

Therefore Jimmy Death……………………… died. However, Johnny Blobb was walking to school the next day and the same thing occurred to him.

God: Johnny, PULL MY HOLY FINGER!

Johnny: But… But… I'm Buddhist!

God: … Ok… I'm Buddha, rub my belly and pull my finger!!!

Johnny: Ummmmm…. Err….. O.K…. (Pulls Finger)

God: HOLY FLATULANCE! (Again, the "smoke" fills the air)

(Smoke dissipates, revealing Mr.Blobb in his Blobb state.)

Blobb: WHAT THE HE—

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A/N: Before you begin reading chapter two, here is a key of what the names in front of the sentences mean.

G/A: The General Announcer.

God: God Almighty

Johnny: Mr. Blobb as a human child.

Blobb: Mr. Blobb.

Jr: Mr. Blobb's Son

Grandpa: Mr. Blobb's Father.

F.Y.I: Mr. Blobb looks like a triangular blobb with his one eye above the middle, he has four tentacles, and a mouth hidden somewhere in them…

Use your imagination!

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