A/N: For all girls:

May you realize your true beauty.

Size 00, hip, stale.

If this is beauty, I'll look better dead.

When my fat has gone I'll finally be

Bony, skeletal, pale

Big eyes, small nose.

If this is beauty, I'll look better dead.

When my eyes have disintegrated to

Two wide holes

And my nose is gone completely.

5'9, sweetheart.

If this is beauty, I'll look better dead.

When my ligaments have vanished to ashes

And my bones can be spaced apart

In the dirt.

Skin clear, never dull.

If this is beauty, I'll look better dead.

When my flawed skin rots away

To reveal a perfect, milk-white skull.