Thank Goodness, Mr. Bucket.

You have friends!

I went past the field today,

So I looked for you,

And I did not just see you

But three other buckets.

There was a blue one!

And another black one!

And another blue one!

You are so popular Mr. Bucket.

It seems like you are having

A bucket party.

But I questioned it,

Why wasn't I invited?

Am I not good enough for you?

Why Mr. Bucket?

Is it because I'm not a bucket?

That's a little racist.

You're a jerk Mr. Bucket!

I now I hate you.

I hope a cow poops on you.