You can find it at the razzies 2014 version BY BigKidatHeart

Plot: here's the 2014 version of the 'annual spoof". It's basically a spoof of the family song " you can find it on tv" which is a parody itself of their song " the freaking FCC" about the 2014 razzie 'nominees'. XxX mark the end of each verse and Bold lines are lines not found in the spoof. Enjoy!

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WC: you know, BK, this was a particular good year for movies…

BK: I dunno. It seems like mostly films were cruddy and trash

WC: well, quite right. but this year we have many more films to trash.. er bash

BK: guess you're right

WC: aren't I always

Everyone: no!

WC: uh yes im am… usually

Colin, Chrissy, Marvin, Scottie, Ross,, Roma: start explaining NOW

WC: ( nervously chuckles) welll , for example ( music begins)

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WC (singing): we had mega bombs like the two movies about Hercules

BK: that hardly made any real money

WC: Methinks Kellan Lutz and dwanye Johnson should give up on playing greek demigods asap

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WC and BK: here's a proclamation. An easy declaration. If it's horrible you'll ( possibly) find it at the razzies!

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BK: we had comedies likeSst. Vincent, tammy, and blended staring adam sandler. Which was a bad attempt at making his shrinking audience grow larger

BK: I think I'll take my chances instead with two showings of bad teacher ( shudders)

Marvin, Naomi, Carrie Scottie, Chrissy: oh really?

BK: uh… no

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WC and BK: you can't really deny it

We so ain't gonna buy it

If it's horrible you'll ( possibly) find it at the razzies!

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BK: and if you crave a horrid big screen swill They're always brewing up some gross silver screen swill

WC: like sex tape, and planes: fire and rescue (Colin, Chrissy, Ross, Naomi, Roma, punch her gut) OWWW!

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BK: Paramount was once known for clean thinking outside the box .But lately they've gotten a ton of hard knocks

WC: like that horrendous reboot about turtles and that TV reporter … whats her name?

Marvin, James, Louise and Ross (takes out huge mallets): IT'S MEGAN FOX! You bloody prat!

WC: oh bug-( gets smacked with the mallets on her ears) YEEOOOOW!

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BK and WC: there's not a lot to it

You go to the theater and watch it

If it's horrible you'll ( possibly) find it at the razzies!

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BK: (talking) : you know WC. I think I got it

WC: I told ya so!

BK: Watch this

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BK: ( singing) New line cinemas has had hits a-plenty

Though some flops like horrible bosses 2, and dumber and dumber to lost them plenty of money

WC: why that and tammy weren't totally razzied is way beyond me

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BK and WC: No, we won't over annoy ya

We just wanna tell ya

If it's horrible you'll ( possibly) find it at the razzies!

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BK: this year paramount had trouble staying in the race

And I heard bourne 5 is coming to the brig screen next year to save some face

WC: what's this about king of cruddy films star Kelsey grammar taking Matt Damon's place

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WC & BK: you hate to love it

Trust me, you can't ignore it

If it's horrible you'll ( possibly) find it at the razzies!

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James, Colin, Ross, , Naomi: Transformers: age of extinction I'd so recommend

WC: but with the confusing plot and sequel approval (gags) you don't know when that franchise is gonna

(Music cuts out. Colin, Roma, Scottie , Naomi, Ross Marvin,, break her nose with a knuckle sandwich) (Music kicks back in)

WC ( holding her broken nose): what wad dab for?

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BK: to sum up the spoof on which we both agree. All cruddy movies have a vital importance indeed

WC : Cause the world needs a balance of good and rubbish movies

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WC & BK: Let's bring up the curtain. One thing is certain

If it's horrible you'll ( possibly) find it at the razzies!