So long farewell glee by BigKidatHeart

Plot: this is a parody of 'so long farewell' from 'the sound of music' . I wrote it on march 20, 2015 for the end of glee. It is dedicated to all the gleeks ( aka glee fans). Names have been changed to ..protect the innocent.

Ross, Naomi, Moe, Bethany , Scottie, Chrissy, Ian : the innocent? innocent? more like your rear!

well . you see. uh ...um

Ross, Naomi: Want to be clobbered by a THICK Hardcover book?

Uh. No...

Ross, Naomi, Moe, scottie, Nikita, Roma, Chrissy, Bethany, Ian : Then start the spoof you prat

Okay, okay. sheesh! No respect for a genius author these days.

Naomi , Ian, Roma, Ross, Moe ): what respect?

Oh shush. Anyways XxX separates the verses and italics are extra lines. Enjoy!

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Naomi, Ian , Nikita, Mollie, curly, Chrissy , Gigi , Carrie: There is a sadness going around today

Curly: making us feel blue

Naomi, Nikita, Ian , Mollie, Curly, Chrissy , Gigi : cause tonight we'll be crying our eyes out While we say "Boo Hoo"

BK : don't you mean Toodle loo!, Toodle loo

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Naomi, Nikita, Ian , Mollie, Curly, Chrissy , Gigi : regretfully the looming date tells us

(BK: Toodle loo!, Toodle loo)

Naomi, Nikita, Ian , Mollie, Curly, Chrissy , Gigi : and sadly it reminds us

(BK: Toodle loo!, Toodle loo)

Nikita,Naomi ,Ian , curly , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi : tonight it's time to say a tearful goodbye

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(BK: Toodle-loo!, Toodle loo)

Nikita,Naomi ,Ian , curly , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi . . . to you

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Nikita,Naomi ,Ian , curly , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi : So long, farewell, good night

Ian and Nikita: I don't wanna say goodbye to glee tonight (Nikita sobs)

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Nikita,Naomi ,Ian , curly , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi : So long, farewell, bye-bye

Naomi, Ross : to the members of glee. (BkSnickers. They give her a black eye)

Bk : OWWWWWW! That was my good eye!m

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Nikita,Naomi ,Ian , curly , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi : So long, farewell, good bye to you

Chrissy: I'd love a spinoff starring mr. Shue!

Nikita Ian mollie : Yum! Yes please

Bk: hitched and -( they kick in her butt hard) Oww. What'd I do?

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Nikita, Naomi ,Ian , curly , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi ,: So long, farewell, ciao , goodbye

Curly, Gigi: I leave and heave a sigh.

to my glee club I must say goodbye . (Sobs)

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Nikita, Naomi : I'm sad it's done. I can't tell a lie

BK: I'll get a ton of tissues so that into it you can cry (Nikita, Naomi, Moe, Louise Ross, , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi , lee, Ian box her ears and break her nose).

BK: ( holding her broken swollen nose): oww! Dab was by nose! What was dab for?

Nikita, Naomi, Moe , curly , Ian Ross, , Mollie, , Gigi , Chrissy, Louise: YOU DESERVED IT! want to be hit with heavy books

BK: (meekly): ... no

Nikita, Naomi, Ian, Curly Ross, , Mollie, Chrissy , Gigi , Chrissy, Louise: ZIP IT AND LET US MOURN OUR SHOW!

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Mollie: parenthood is gone from tv. now I have to say farewell To glee. Excuse me while I cry

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Nikita, Naomi, Ross, , ian Mollie, , Gigi , Chrissy,: to my glee cast So long, farewell,

goodbye,

Goodbye, goodbye,

goodbye...,