Letter to Someone


Dear Someone,

Cooking is my passion. I don't need to cook for money or for some stupid cookie. I cook because I want to and I'll continue to do so as you wish. And of course, you're not carrying my child. I'm your best friend and I'm married. I'm just one of those weird guys that cook out of nowhere when my wife kicks me out of the house. And even though you're like a sister, one day I'll finally achieve on stealing your teddy bear and your grandma's secret recipe for those cookies. Expect me tomorrow in the morning in the kitchen. Will it be green eggs and ham?

From,

Somebody