What's that red dot on your forehead?

Fine, kill me!

Would Google Maps ever steer us wrong?

Just give me one more chance

He's right behind me, isn't he?

Well, it's about time!

I can take you

Why is the door open?

I could swear I left the window up!

President Lincoln- "I'm tired of kicking about the house, let's go watch a play."

How strong do you think this bridge is?


Do you think those fins belong to dolphins or to sharks?

What's that noise?

There it is! I wonder if we needed that screw…

Did that say it would explode in 3 seconds or in 30?

Yes, you do look fat in that dress

What's that in the shadows?

Mr. Marr (or any government teacher), I have my own beliefs- thank you very much.

Did I take the blue pill or the red pill?

So wait, what did I just take that pill for?

I will NOT ask for directions

Wait, so do I keep the pin and throw the other thing or the other way around?

I took the pin out, now what?

Oh I thought you were pregnant