Overheating

I was heating, overheating
Cuz I wasn't wearing enough sun block
I'm so over baked
It's no mistake
The sun hates me today
I was heating, overheating
And I know I'm not exactly tan
I now know that it's true
I need SPF 52
Or really anything will do…

Cuz I burn way too much
During summertime
If I'm red, please don't touch
Or I'll kick you from behind

Sunburns suck; I can't deny
To say they're fun is a lie
And I'm wondering, before you go
Do you have any aloe?

I was heating, overheating
Cuz I stayed in the sun too long
Don't you laugh at me
I need SPF 53
Cuz I don't want to burn again
I was heating, overheating
And now I see that you were, too
I sympathize with you
But sunburns are nothing new
They will fade like George Bush two

Cuz I burn way too much
During summertime
If I'm red, please don't touch
Or I'll kick you from behind
I'm trying to get rid
Of this stupid burn
Why won't it go away?
I guess I'll never learn…

Sunburns suck; I can't deny
To say they're fun is a lie
And I'm wondering, before you go
Do you have any aloe?

Do not go outside
Without your sunscreen
Do not go outside
Without your sunscreen
Cuz after a while
You will burn
Cuz after a while
You'll surely burn…

While I'm able
I think I'll label
The sun as a bloody menace
While I'm at it
I'll say I've had it
That sun is a bloody menace!

Cuz I burn way too much
During summertime
If I'm red, please don't touch
Or I'll kick you from behind
I'm trying to get rid
Of this stupid burn
Why won't it go away?
I guess I'll never learn…

I was heating, overheating
Cuz I wasn't wearing enough sun block
That was dumb
And by gum
I officially hate that stupid sun!


Parody of "Overthinking" by Relient K. That song rocks.