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Zach: Hello my name is Zach, and this is my friend Joe. Say hello Joe. Cool! That rhymes.
Joe: What the hell are you doing?
Zach: I'm talking to the people.
Joe: What people?
Zach: The people reading this.
Joe: Zach, we are 35,000 ft. in the air with two pilots, a monkey with a gun behind us, a pirate who has a banana for a sword, and a Starbuck's Coffee stand in the aisle next to us.
Zach: Why are we on a plane?
Joe: (Pause) I don't know.
Mystery girl: Waffles!
Zach: Catherine where did you come from?
Catherine: My mommy's tummy.
Zach: Not that. How did you get on the plane with us?
Catherine: I don't know. I just woke up in the luggage rack.
Joe: Why did you say waffles?
Catherine: I was hungry.
Mystery guy: Don't hurt me! I want to live!
Mystery girl: Shut up!
Zach: Angel, what are doing to Craig?
Angel (holding a knife over Craig menacingly): Nothing.
Craig: She's trying to kill me!
Joe: She's holding the banana that she got from the pirate.
Craig (looking closely finds that it is a banana painted to look like metal): Thank the Lord he's right.
Mystery guy: You're welcome.
Catherine: Is that Jesus?
Zach: No, that's Lord Berry. He owns the plane.
Joe: How do you know that?
Zach: It's in this pamphlet that I found in the seat.
Lord Berry: I am afraid I will have to have you arrested for stowing away on my plane.
Angel (looking at the coffee stand): Not without the coffee!
Zach (watching Angel murder the Starbuck's cashier with the banana for the coffee): Angel, get your coffee loving butt out of this plane.
Angel: I have COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!
Catherine (pushing Angel, Joe, and Craig out the plane turns to Lord Berry): Hasta la vista you prepish snot.
Craig: I don't want to die!
Angel: Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
News headline: Four bodies were found in a 500-gallon vat of Jell-O at the local Jell-O contest.
Preacher at funeral: We are gathered here today to untie these people in holy matrimony. Oops! Wrong line. We have gathered here today to remember the tradedgy of these fine young… Oh my God! They're moving!
The Adventure Will Continue