Funny how it's always you

That helps here when she's blue

Even though you know you're a fool

For listening to her moo

How it's always her you see

Not the other fishes in the sea

Nor all the birds that are free

And the apples that fall on your knee

She's always talking 'bout her life

How she's someone else's wife

While you stand by and strive

Not to stab yourself with a knife

Funny how it's never me

That basks in your heart-breaking smile

Even if it's only for a while

But that's how the story goes

Following wherever the wind blows

You'll be there through the highs and lows

Just as long as she calls

This is how it always had been

How it still is

And how it will be