Ode to Flapjack (my scientific calculator)

I named my calculator


After one day I presumed I lost it,

Luckily, I found it

Till now.

Oh woe to the sad tale,

The ideal calculator,

What it was.

How was I to know

That the buttons would

Fall to the wrong hand.

What kind of justice is it,

When someone steals

Your calculator,

Return to me

What was once mine!

Oh flapjack,

How I miss thee,

The calculator that would

Spit out numbers

That I could not calculate it

Only my memories of

You shall stay in my heart,

Even if you perished

From my sight.

-date written: 9/25/07 or the day that flapjack went missing...