Apple Pie

"I live inside a tree."

The boy shouted with glee.

"If only you could know

That we don't eat snow."

His mother is quite mad.

She's spanking the lad,

Right on his butt,

Then fell into a rut.

It was all muddy,

But the rocks were … cuddy,

And she cried,

Lots of tears she supplied,

And said, "O my,

Eat apple pie!"

They had a feast,

And feasted on … meast.

So that when they were done,

They had to run,

Away from the cake,

Which was as hard as a rake,

It was scary as your mom… I mean,

Scary as a jelly bean,

Shouting Rar! Rar!

It drove a cool car,

And crashed into a sign,

And broke his … lign,

Then angrily he swallowed,

His last drop of wallow.

And it helped him grow big,

As big as a fig … tree,

And he ate the town,

And married the clown.