BrownieBuns

Icky
Sticky
Not-so-chewy
Gooey,
Gluey
Brownie Buns.

They give you mumps and measles
Rabid weasels.
They're full of ticks
And taste like bricks
Those fickle brittle
Brownie Buns.

They're not charmers,
But battleship armors.
They taste like dung
On the tongue
Those dirty, murky
Brownie Buns.

They're cannon fodder
Which makes them odder.
Those tasteless, tactless
Brownie Buns.

Bleh!