The Most Romantic Poem In the World
(written as a response to all those over the top mushy poems)
The Guy: Your eyes - the
ones in the middle of you face -
They shine like...well...
Two eyes, yes two, in the
middle of your face.
And your hair, so long and
lovely,
Hangs down from your
scalp,
And in the light looks
long and...uh...really lovely.
The Girl: Your toned and
muscular body
- not at all like the
muscles you find in the ocean -
Is pretty nice for a toned
and muscular body.
And your humour that I
find so funny/humorous...
When you make me start
laughing,
I find that I still find
your humour funny/humorous.
The Narrator: And so,
hand-in-calloused-hand, they walked off into the blinding horizon.
And a piece of toilet
paper clung to the sole of her left shoe.
And in his pocket were
crumbs from his burnt lunch.
And when an angry goat
chased them, it was nothing new.