The jacket you're wearing
Was in style in the 80's
But you don't care
(it's "vintage")

Your hair's slicked back
Like they did in the 50's
(can you say old fashioned?)

The bowling shoes you wear
Make squeak noises every time
You walk
Maybe they were in style in
the 20's
Around the depression when
That's all they could afford?
(no, these are antiques)

I laugh,
(those are the trashiest things
I have ever seen)

She walks in, mini skirt
Riding up her sun tanned skin
Pouting lips and commercial perfect
Hair
(Correction: She's the trashiest thing
I've ever seen)