A guy and a girl is sharing their first kiss
Guy: (gasps) Wow, you just took away two things from me.
Girl: (blinks) Huh?
Guy: (gives her an innocent look) My first kiss, and...
Girl: (raises a brow) And...?
Guy: You took...
(the guy pulls the girl's hand and places it in front of his chest) (both of them look down) .
Guy: ... this away from me.