O! Shark headed prepubescent,

With grey cartilage so effervescent,

How will you change as you grow up?

Will you kiss your first girl,

Or eat your own seal pup?

Will your shark face be covered with pimples?

Will your shark boyhood gills become manly shark dimples?

Will your great dark shark eyes need glasses?

Will you be the type of shark that cuts classes?

Will you be judged by the size of your shark fin?

If you play shark sports,

Will your shark team win?

Will your many rows of shark teeth need braces?

When other prepubescents stare,

Will you ignore their faces?

When others make fun of your shark head, will you brood?

Will you cry when your head is sold to a restaurant as food?