Just because I'm green and have antennae,
doesn't necessarily mean I'm an alien,
even though I am,
but that's beside the point.
The fact of the matter is,
I can't go to the playground!
I have to sit in the invisible ship all day,
while mommy and daddy go play with the humans.
They say that the little humans will make fun of me.
They don't need to know I'm not from around here!
It's really not fair.
and it's all just because I'm green and have antennae!