Hello All. This is my comedy, romance, angst story Campus Life! Wu! So yeah. A little warning. This story is for Mature readers. It consists of adult language and themes and situations and there's gayful gayness and such. SOOOO. If you are not over the age of 18 you should not read this, though I encourage you to anyways cuz it is DAMN good. He he he. Anyways. I cannot be held responsible if you are scarred for life however. So yeah. Enjoy!


Prologue

"So what if my best friend is gay?!" Hayden said defensively to his twin sister.

"Look, it's one thing to be friends with a gay guy… It's another when my friends ask me if my little brother is gay!" Chloe growled as she set down her coffee. Hayden frowned as his sister glared at him.

"I don't see what the problem is. It's not like we're in high school. This is college. No one's gonna care. You're blowing everything out of proportion." Hayden said flatly.

"Christ Hayden… it's like you don't even care if people think you like dick." Chloe said disgustedly. Hayden laughed and gave her a playful grin.

"Ding, ding, ding! You are correct ma'am! Johnny! Tell her what she's won!" he teased.

"Hayden. I don't think you get it. Chris is gay. A homosexual… As in he likes other men! How long do you think you two can be 'just friends' be for he wants something more?"

"Chloe, he's engaged to another med student named Jason. I don't think I have anything to worry about." Hayden said with a laugh. Chloe rolled her eyes.

"We'll see how long that lasts… Watch. He'll get cheated on…" she said knowingly. "Gay men are predators…"

Hayden got up and shook his head, leaving for his dorm.

"Fuck you Chloe."


Chapter 1

Clueless...

Hayden proceeded to spike up his short blonde hair and run a comb through his chin leangth black bangs. Today he was asking Martha from his Anatomy class out. He heard his dorm room door open and close.

"HAYDEN! It's me!" Chris called from the other side of the dorm.

"BACK HERE!" Hayden called back, looking in the mirror. Chris approached through the bedroom door way. His shaggy brown hair was fashionably untidy and in his hazel eyes as usual. He smiled that usual sparkling happy smile of his.

"Gettin Sexy for Martha from anatomy class" he inquired slyly; "Or is today my lucky day and you're gettin all snazzed up for moi?"

He walked out into his tiny bedroom and began digging through his dresser drawer for his AXE, laughing a little. Chris was always such a flirt. Even with Hayden. Though Hayden knew all too well he meant nothing by it.

"Yeah. I decided to ask Martha out." he replied as he found the AXE and sprayed himself with it. He turned to him.

"Bow chika wah wah?" he asked Chris. Chris wrinkled his nose shaking his head and laughing.

"Far from it. That commercial is so wrong y'know. Man... I need a cigarette..." he said groaning a little. Hayden pulled his Malboro Red's from his pocket and tossed them to him.

"I'm tryin to quit. Take them." he said. He pouted at Hayden.

"No! You can't! You'll kill my self esteem! If I smoke so shall you!" Chris said with a moan.

Hayden chuckled and shook his head.

"Peer pressure is a sin you know." he said coyly.

"My whole life's a sin..." Chris relied lighting up a cigarette with his zippo. He flicked it closed and took a long drag.

"Ah. Such is the life of an ass pirate..." Hayden said in a mockingly poetic tone.

"C'mon butt munch, we're gonna be late for class." Chris said cooly.

"The only one who munches butt around here is you." Hayden retorted. He grabbed his side satchel and they headed out.

Class seemed to drag on forever. Finally class ended and Hayden rushed out of the room to his next class, anatomy. There she was... Martha. Tall, slim, curvy, and beautifully bohemianly, single...

"Oi! Martha! Wait up!" Hayden called. Her long black hair seemed to have a life all it's own as she turned to face him. He caught up with her.

"Hey." she said with a smile.

"Heh heh. Hey Martha. Would like to uh... Go out to dinner tomorrow night?" he asked. He was a little nervous and it showed as his face turned beet red.

"Sure." she replied.

"Really!?" he said excitedly. "Uh. I mean uh... Cool..." Hayden said. She laughed.

"We're gonna be late for class. C'mon." she said motioning for Hayden to follow. Hayden was excited to have finally asked her out and to hear her say yes, but something nagged at the back of his mind like there was something he was forgetting. He shook it away and headed to class.

He'd figure it out later.


"How'd the date go?" Chris asked as he set the bag of Chinese take out down on the low coffee table and sitting down. The storm raged outside and the power was out. A few candles were the only light in the small dorm. Chris's dorm roof leaked so he had come over to stay with Hayden for the night.

"Chris. Last night was amazing. Martha and I really hit it off!" Hayden said happily.

"Good to hear." Chris replied with a sigh. Hayden couldn't really see his face in the dim light.

"You look kinda depressed man. What's eatin ya?" Hayden asked finally. He leaned closer and noticed that Chris had a black eye.

"Nothing." he said sharply. Now Hayden may have been dumb, but not that dumb.

"What happened. Don't lie." he demanded. A loud clap of thunder shook the dorm. Chris seemed to shift uncomfortably.

''Got in a fight... That's all." he said after much silence. Hayden reached into the bag and pulled out some egg drop soup.

"With who..." Hayden said cautiosly. Hayden watched his friends face contort as he struggled with his emotions, a few tears slipping from his gentle hazle eyes. He looked away from Hayden.

"Jason... He... I found him with another guy in our dorm... That's why I'm here... not cuz of a damned leaky roof..." he said angrily. Hayden jumped up and moved around the table to console his friend. He put an arm around Chris's shoulder and Chris in turn burried his face into Hayden's shoulder, sobbing.

"What a fucking dick..." Hayden growled. "How dare he do that to you... I have in my right mind to beat his fuckin candy ass..."

Chris half laughed. "How you think I got this shiner?" he said. Hayden sighed. "I'm sorry man... You deserve better." he replied. "You desrve some one who cares about you and shit... not some dick who's only concerned about himself..."

Chris pulled away from his friend and pulled food from the bag as well.

"Ah... Yeah.. I suppose... I've kinda had my eye on some one for a while... But y'know... it's one of those things where you can't bring yourself to tell that person..." Chris said as he opened some chopsticks and munched down on his General Tso's Chicken. Hayden crawled back to his side of the coffee table and slurped some soup from the plastic container.

"Yeah, but look at me. I was scared to death to say something to Martha! And now look at me! Happy as can be!" Hayden replied. Chris looked at his chicken, poking at it with his chopsticks.

"Yeah..." he said finally.

Hayden was soon finished with his soup, and then the power flickered back on. Hayden clapped his hands together happily.

"Hey. I know what'll make you feel better." he said to Chris who looked up a bit startled. "How's about we go down to the block buster and get a bunch of junk food and a couple of bad movies and stay up all night dickin around like we used to in high school."

Chris smiled and nodded.

"Yeah. I'd like that..."

Hayden hooped up and pulled on his vans.

"Well then c'mon dummy. Let's go!" he said pulling Chris up from the floor. And with that he dragged Chris out the door off to the movie store.


OKay. So. There's the first chapter. Quick and short but you get the point right? LoL. I'm building for a great angsty plot with pleanty of smut and some good comic relief! Yey! This little adventure is only just beginning! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVEIW! I'M BEGGING YOU!!

Thanks A bunch!

Reita Yuki