Chapter Five: Harder Than Hate

This is What We're Subjected To

121.

Rowena: Pangaea!

Me: Sounds like a dirty word.

Rowena: No it doesn't!

Me: Rowena, your Pangaea's showing.

Rowena: Oh! Ashley, your Pangaea's showing!

Ashley: Oh my God! No!!

122.

Rowena: Why would anyone worship Satan? He's a bad guy!

123.

YD: Teacher, you spelt healthy wrongly!

124.

Ashley: Check out Darren's butt!

125.

Ashley: What?

Rowena: What?

Florence: Yes

Darren: Yes

Ashley: What?

Rowena: What?

Me: Yes

YD: Yes

Rowena: Stop saying yes!!

126.

Ashley: Where's the peeing woman? (she's referring to Rowena)

Me: (later on) The peeing woman's still peeing.

Ashley: (solemnly) Let her pee.

127.

Mrs. Greene: (The answer was George Bush) What Bush? Big Bush? Naughty, ah, you!!

128.

Mrs. Greene: Sophie, are you licking your paper?

129.

Mrs. Greene: Starts with C, rhymes with Bali.

Everyone: Chali?

Mrs. Greene: What? No! Mali!

Everyone: (starts at each other)

(Um, Mrs. Greene was hormonal.)

130.

Ashley: Americans are bastards!

Rowena: Then why do you want to go to Las Vegas?

Ashley: I want to see bastards, do you have a problem with that?

131.

Ashley: Greedy for food, power, money … men.

Rowena: Greedy for sex!

132.

Ms. Nathan: But he's handsome – has hairy chest and all that – did you notice?

133.

Andreas: (with an umbrella between his legs) Look! It's to-scale!

Me: No it isn't! Otherwise your pants will be sticking out like that too!

Andreas: (pauses) I can fold it.

134.

Andreas: I can say 'taka' in Chinese.

Me: How?

Andreas: Taaaaaaa. Kaaaaaa.

135.

Andreas: Did you know there's a drink called virgin Margherita? I never knew Margherita could get anymore virgin.

136.

Andreas: I'm so cold! My nipples are frozen!

137.

Me: Are you having a shower?

Andreas: I'm having a cold shower. I'm feeling very horny right now.

138.

Andreas: Can I use the internet?

Me: Sure (hastily) don't surf for porn!

Andreas: Crap!

139.

Ms. Nathan: He was bad at making –

Ashley: Love.

Ms. Nathan: He committed –

Darren: Suicide.

140.

Rowena: I love it when a man is vulnerable.

141.

Andreas: I understand teenage girls! (Irony)

142.

Rowena: Once I click, my legs are open!

143.

Rowena: I've got a headache, I've got a very bad headache – I think I'm pregnant.

144.

Rowena: The Philippines reminds me of porcupines – probably because of the way it's spelt.

Me: That doesn't make any sense!

145.

Ashley: I'm gonna strip you.

Rowena: You can't strip bitches.

Ashley: I like bitches! They turn me on inside and out.

146.

Ryan: Chemistry teachers are horny when they're stressed.

147.

Ms. Nathan: Where did my shoe go?

148.

Me: There's a bird in the class!

149.

Rowena: I don't appear naked in front of my webcam!

Ashley: Yes you do! It's out little secret!

Me: Hello? Not a secret anymore!

Ashley: Oh shit.

150.

Ashley: He's so clean! He brushes his teeth before he goes to sleep.

Me and Rowena: So do I!

Rowena: Don't you?

Ashley: Sometimes I forget …

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A/N: Just for your information, Rowena and Ashley are not lesbian – they're deprived. Lol.