This is What We're Subjected To
Me: Sounds like a dirty word.
Rowena: No it doesn't!
Me: Rowena, your Pangaea's showing.
Rowena: Oh! Ashley, your Pangaea's showing!
Ashley: Oh my God! No!!
Rowena: Why would anyone worship Satan? He's a bad guy!
YD: Teacher, you spelt healthy wrongly!
Ashley: Check out Darren's butt!
Rowena: Stop saying yes!!
Ashley: Where's the peeing woman? (she's referring to Rowena)
Me: (later on) The peeing woman's still peeing.
Ashley: (solemnly) Let her pee.
Mrs. Greene: (The answer was George Bush) What Bush? Big Bush? Naughty, ah, you!!
Mrs. Greene: Sophie, are you licking your paper?
Mrs. Greene: Starts with C, rhymes with Bali.
Mrs. Greene: What? No! Mali!
Everyone: (starts at each other)
(Um, Mrs. Greene was hormonal.)
Ashley: Americans are bastards!
Rowena: Then why do you want to go to Las Vegas?
Ashley: I want to see bastards, do you have a problem with that?
Ashley: Greedy for food, power, money … men.
Rowena: Greedy for sex!
Ms. Nathan: But he's handsome – has hairy chest and all that – did you notice?
Andreas: (with an umbrella between his legs) Look! It's to-scale!
Me: No it isn't! Otherwise your pants will be sticking out like that too!
Andreas: (pauses) I can fold it.
Andreas: I can say 'taka' in Chinese.
Andreas: Taaaaaaa. Kaaaaaa.
Andreas: Did you know there's a drink called virgin Margherita? I never knew Margherita could get anymore virgin.
Andreas: I'm so cold! My nipples are frozen!
Me: Are you having a shower?
Andreas: I'm having a cold shower. I'm feeling very horny right now.
Andreas: Can I use the internet?
Me: Sure (hastily) don't surf for porn!
Ms. Nathan: He was bad at making –
Ms. Nathan: He committed –
Rowena: I love it when a man is vulnerable.
Andreas: I understand teenage girls! (Irony)
Rowena: Once I click, my legs are open!
Rowena: I've got a headache, I've got a very bad headache – I think I'm pregnant.
Rowena: The Philippines reminds me of porcupines – probably because of the way it's spelt.
Me: That doesn't make any sense!
Ashley: I'm gonna strip you.
Rowena: You can't strip bitches.
Ashley: I like bitches! They turn me on inside and out.
Ryan: Chemistry teachers are horny when they're stressed.
Ms. Nathan: Where did my shoe go?
Me: There's a bird in the class!
Rowena: I don't appear naked in front of my webcam!
Ashley: Yes you do! It's out little secret!
Me: Hello? Not a secret anymore!
Ashley: Oh shit.
Ashley: He's so clean! He brushes his teeth before he goes to sleep.
Me and Rowena: So do I!
Rowena: Don't you?
Ashley: Sometimes I forget …
A/N: Just for your information, Rowena and Ashley are not lesbian – they're deprived. Lol.