I have a problem, I eat to much crème brûlée.

It makes me smell like old dead cows and keeps my friends away.

Oh crème brûlée, you are so tasty and yummy full!

But my reactions to your caramel coating are a little too deplorable!!

Just let me eat a minty snack,

For then I will not make you hack.

But crème brulee, you're much better,

Because you taste like sweet Liqueur.

Oh crème brûlée, you are so tasty and yummy full!

But my reactions to your rich custard are a little too abominable!!

I very much like Linguini Alfredo,

But I love non enzymatic browning so.

My own ramekin is much approved,

As for my smell, I'm much refused.

Oh crème brûlée, you are so tasty and yummy full!

But because I smell like old dead cows my life is far too pitiable!!

It is decided that I should travel,

Towards an Island named for the Devil.

It's not my fault, do as you may,

But I'll make you eat some crème brûlée!

Oh crème brûlée, you are so tasty and yummy full!

But those damned people are just so very reprehensible!!