Happy endings are for losers,
Give me a melodramatic mystery that never ends.
Nor do i want a prince or a knight in shining armor,
I just want the underdog with a burning passion to win.
I don't want to be swept off my feet,
I like the ground and wish to stay on it.
No need to save me from the evil witch,
I can handle her on my own.
I'm no damsel in distress,
and I'm defiantly not a princess.
So safe me the fairytale bullshit,
I just want someone who'll stand by my side,
Just the two of us,
in plain ol' 'I love you' romance.