I'm sorry I took advantage of you
When we were drunk together
And I'm sorry I failed on three separate occasions
To write a decent love letter

I think of you when I walk past the roof
Above the corner gas station
I giggle when I think about the kitchen
And the shit your roommate walked in on

I'm sorry, I tried but I failed
I hope you don't wish I were dead
I came pretty close when my train finally derailed
And you still own my heart and my head

Even though you pushed me off the roof of your shed
And rarely said anything nice
I never got to sleep in your bed
You promised me over and over

I'd walk across campus to track you down
You wouldn't climb two flights of stairs
I thought only of you when I went out of town
Even when under another person

I'm sorry, I tried but I failed
Now I kind of wish you were dead
I hope the Inquisition would have you impaled
Or maybe burn you instead