I've been looking for a calculator qualified

A/N: This is a rather random song our class made up in Maths. Rather sad I know but still funny! Please R&R!

Shut Up And Work!

I've been looking for a calculator qualified
To do the sums that I get, BIDMAS rules applied.
I need a fine cool calculating maths machine
Got a button for pi and a screen to read

So if you find it let me know, know, know.
Come on now what you're waiting for, for, for.
My memory's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So switch me on and watch me go, go, go

Get you the answers that you need, if you know what I mean.
Got a display that's longer than you've ever seen.
Can you handle the speed; can you feel I am light?
Because I can, and if you can we can work all night.

Because it's zero to sixty in three point one four
Baby you got the batteries.
Now shut up and work, work, work.
Shut up and work

I got a class of twenty eight calculators.
Start with a sum which of course the teacher adores.
You look like you can handle my answers – all good.
You want to press my equals sign, I wish you would.

So when you're ready let me know, know, know.
Come on and what you're waiting for, for, for.
My memory's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So switch me on and watch me go, go, go

Get you the answers that you need, if you know what I mean.
Got a display that's longer than you've ever seen.
Can you handle the speed; can you feel I am light?
Because I can, and if you can we can work all night.

Because it's zero to sixty in three point one four
Baby you got the batteries.
Now shut up and work, work, work.
Shut up and work

You got the pi button, got what I got
Use it use it, don't stop, It's a long shot
Ain't a Ferrari, but better, I'm sorry
I ain't need to worry, so step inside

And work, work, work, work, work, work ….

So if you feel it let me know, know, know.
Come on and what you're waiting for, for, for.
My memory's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So switch me on and watch me go, go, go

Get you the answers that you need, if you know what I mean.
Got a display that's longer than you've ever seen.
Can you handle the speed; can you feel I am light?
Because I can, and if you can we can work all night.

Because it's zero to sixty in three point one four
Baby you got the batteries.
Now shut up and work, work, work.
Shut up and work