Notes: The Anti-Boredom
Mistakes and all. :)
Freshmen year. Tia and Carissa have way too much time on their hands.
(There's a drawing of an orange alien with squinty eyes, curly hair, a moustache, a very strange outfit, oddly shaped arms, and a tail that looks like a hand. He's giving the peace sign. There are music notes surrounding him)
Upper left-hand corner: Tia: …like it's 1999…
Upper right-hand corner: Tia: "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly."
Lower left-hand corner: Carissa: The Veggies say:
"Oh he needs to tell you somethin!
'I don't got a bellybutton!'"
Lower right-hand corner: Carissa: Don't worry
--Yeah. WAY too much time on our hands.--
Freshmen year. Carissa and Tawny are in Algebra, not doing the work, and discussing the Foosball Olympics at youth group.
Tawny: Oh in gym, S claims that he owns my soul, but he doesn't.
Carissa: (Evil smilie here) Oh, reeeaallly?
Tawny: what?! Just cause of that means nothing!
(Tawny describes her class ring, which she never got)
Carissa: Mm. Tonight- You, me, FOOSBALL!
Tawny: bring it on!
Carissa: HAHAHA, YOU KNOW NOT THE GRUESOME FATE THAT WILL BEFALL YOU! (evil laughter)
Tawny: The gods are on my side! (Joking!)
Carissa: yeah, obviously…
BUT I BEAT DOODLE 29-18!
(big gigantic lettering here) BOO-YA!
Tawny: foosball? o-k-a-y! I'm depressed, don't know
Carissa: THY DOOM AWAITS…
Tawny (you're going to love this): your doom thy waits, dear, dear Carissa
Carissa: Where, because it couldn't POSSIBLY be at foosball!
--aren't I sensitive?—
Junior year. Tia and Carissa are very bored in English class and just turned in a paper and a quiz in which the two girls managed to write about cults.
Carissa: I wrote at the end:
"As a final note, I am really quite satisfied with this."
Tia: she's gonna think you're nuts!
Carissa: she already does, Tia.
Tia: I really don't want to do my work there's like a million boring poems!
Carissa: it's the end of the year.
My quiz is at the top
Tia: YEAH- my pencil was made in Sakura, Japan- see!
I can't see the page! and did you do the cult thing?
Tia: yes. (boring homework assignment pages here)
Carissa: I did a cult answer, too, something about monkey-worshippers…
Tia: I did the bonfire!
Carissa: …we have to tell her after class
(Drawing of a very bored Carissa here)
Caption: Somewhere out there… someone is being bored to death, too.
(This is going to sound familiar…)
Carissa: hey, how d'you s'pose you'd (yes! 3 apostrophes in a row!) go about hooking two people up?
Tia: what do u mean? who?
Carissa: I can't say… I'd tell you in a heartbeat, but I promised otherwise… well, if they happen to be in speech next hour, and they also happen to be on "amiable terms," how do you get them together?
--cough, TAWNY AND ARNOLD, cough--
Unknown- Just one sentence.
Carissa: I'm not going to do that.
Junior year. Tia, Carissa, and Winnie are bored and feeling verbally abusive.
Carissa: Alejandro thought the Twizzler Plan was funny
Winnie: U R A LOSER!
Winnie: Because u just r hahaha (J/K)
Carissa: and moe is still an idiot
Tia: I agree! Twice! Trice!
--we're so mean. I started laughing at "Alejandro" and started to wish I actually knew someone with that name—
No idea when. Doodle and Carissa quotes.
Doodle: you had a look and it was a aww isn't that cute look and you thought that you could get away with it
Carissa quoting Doodle: "Do you just let me talk to see what comes out?" –Doodle
Doodle: Am I being quoted on that?
(And the most confusing quote…)
Tia and Carissa are talking about prom.
Tia: now promise me u'll let me put makeup on u!
Carissa: I promise…
Carissa: hey, wait a minute… are you going with anyone?
Tia: no :(
Carissa: ooh, don't let moe know. we'll try to find you someone… (idea) do you know if elliot smithsonian's going with anyone? I forget if he's taken or not
(don't you love my spur-of-the-moment names? "Elliot Smithsonian…")
Tia: It's OK I'm fine. You should tell Moe it would be funny, then I'll say no!
Carissa: That's mean.
Tia: It's not my fault he's unattractive!
Carissa: (rolls eyes, amazed at "K"'s shallowness)
("K" is a nickname, like Qzie for me)
Tia: I can't help it, I only find men that are extremely handsome worthy of my attention (aka pretty boys)
Carissa: take a look at what you just wrote.
Tia: so when I get married and my husband gets like 40 yrs old I'll divorce him for a hotter, younger man!
Carissa: "Love built on beauty, as soon as beauty, dies."
Tia: that's the truth!
Carissa: oh Lord, what are we going to do with you, Tia.
Tia: giggles- unattractive men (equal sign) friends
beauties (equal sign) worthy of "K"
--What can I say, she's one of my best friends!—
Another incident where Carissa and Tia aren't paying attention in English.
Carissa: I can't feel my foot.
Sooo… how do you think she'll take that one? (referring to an in-class assignment, presumably)
Tia: she'll like it.
Carissa: (snickers) I've been trying to find a limit all year.
Tia: Ha! I have 2 do my speech!
Carissa: on harry potter. (little drawing of HP saying "Expelliarmus!")
Tia: I'm going to say…
Carissa: you're hilarious, "K"
we might do a speech on what superpowers we would have… (evil smilie)
Carissa: what would you do? I'd control water and turn invisible… :)
Tia: turn into animals!
Carissa: oooh animagus or shapeshifter cool
doodleheimer's coming to our prom
Tia: awesome –w/ whom?
Carissa: uh… no one? I think?
Tia: odd, well whatever floats ur boat
Carissa: that was louder than intended. (Let your imagination fly)
not for her, it isn't odd
Tia: la la la la la
Carissa: she's wearing my dress!
Tia: how rude!
Carissa: no she always wears my clothes :)
I'm wearing my sister's dress
Tia: (great big smilie drawing)
(boring parts about makeup)
Carissa: have you met before? I think you have… well, you're bound to still get along
Tia: We have like 10 times- geez!
Carissa: Oh… well, sorry, I'm heavily medicated!
Tia: ha, ha, me too! (silly looking smilie)
(We talk about our meds)
Carissa: no wonder we're so weird
Tia: yep- that sure is the reason!
--Tia and I have a lot of notes…--
Sometime, somewhere. Junior year. Copo is a character from a collaboration story that pairs up with "K."
Carissa: They were teasing me cuz I like Alejandro
Carissa: Tawny & Winnie, they're absolutely terrible
Tia: how cute! I luv Gameboy (horse)
I luv my copo!
Carissa: I'm sure you do…
English class is boring...
Thanks to IdeasInTheAir for the review. :)
Have some fudge.