Do that top button up!

Tuck that shirt in!

Wear the tie correctly!

Why is this a sin?

We're way too hot

We're going to overheat

Yet the school uniform code

Is something that can't be beat

We'd rather wear trainers

They make us wear shoes

Whatever we suggest

We always lose

No room for a compromise

The school rules are final

So it looks like we're going to

Have to rebel!