They portray him with hooves
So he can't have got his claws into me,
And I've never noticed his teeth
So fangs are a no go too.
'Twould make him sound like a vampire
And maybe he is. One of a kind though.
A certain breed perhaps.
And he's got me on a leash –
Metaphorically at least.
His every wish is my command
And, God, that's irritating –
I like doing things on my own terms
In my own time, 'cause who doesn't?
But the guy just doesn't understand this
And it's driving me insane
'Cause he may be the devil -
But he's lacking a brain.