Even though I roll my eyes

When you talk about boys

And gag whenever you try

To give me a makeover...

I'll still be the shoulder to cry on

When someone breaks your heart

And smear lipstick all over my face

Just to make you laugh

But until then I'll rant and rave

About how girls rule

And how unfair it is to hate wolves

Because that's just me

And I'll always be

Your best friend.