There once was a piece of broccoli who was constipated so he talked to the potato who had polio. The potato told not to talk to the tomato. So the broccoli went to a therapist who almost ate him so the broccoli ran away. Then he saw the tomato so he talked to him and he got salmonella just like the potato. And the broccoli puked all over the tomato just like the potato and the tomato ate the broccoli just like the potato except this time he didn't get diabetes. Then the world blew up and everyone moved to mars.