By: Payton

I'm related to a nerd

I know it's quite absurd

He's tall and skinny

Like the World Trade Center

With muscles and bones that couldn't be thinner

He eats by the food pyramid

On the wall every day

Once you see his square meals

You will be amazed

Full House is his favorite theme song

He is really good at Ping Pong

He loves the fair

He has pink underwear

He can NOT catch a ball

But you won't hear me call

For help on the phone

'Cause, gosh! I've got a nerd at home.