You really must be quite mad
to believe that I cannot add
fourteen plus three
with an English degree
(despite knowing AutoCad!).

Recent English grads always vent
when they cannot pay their rent,
because they're barristas
and said hasta la vista
to the 50 grand they just spent.

Today I have nothing to wear,
but I really can't make myself care,
cause I could wear rags
or offend old hags
when I decide to run around bare!