Title: Rural
Author: MyCookiesNotYours
Genre: Humor.
Rating: T.
Word Count: 85

One plus two, equals me and you.

But you plus me equals three.

And me plus you plus baby one equals four.

But as we left, there were no more.

So you see,

you plus me,

cannot equal two,

it equals three.

But, of course two plus two doesn't equal four,

For the rhymes, there'd be no more,

so as you see, I can't grant your wish

to tell you the truth, it equals fish.