How May We Rob You Blind

How May We Rob You Blind?

Very few people ever get the chance to work for a super powerful, infinitely wealthy, and globally notarized corporation. As a matter of fact, most people would probably kill for that kind of job… On the other hand, wearing a bright blue vest that says, "How May I Help You?" across the back is hardly the kind of job that I'm willing to kill for. My name is Jack Bottom, and unfortunately, I work at Wal-Mart.