Warning: Do not read if you can't handle mild cursing, cussing, extremely bolded letters, Alter Egos/a Conscience, a person who wants to take over Iraq, sudden extreme laughing fits, a psycho bunny rabbit, and a mental person bent on true love for the better, even if it kills.

In the beginning, this was an innocent chat that we didn't plan on putting anywhere. Shows you how things turn out with us. :3 Em helped with this too. Give her and Vik some praise, along with their alter egos (and mah conscience). And don't chew mah out about this KK. I didn't feel like bleeping out all these cuss words. It's kind of funnier. XD

People in Convo so far:

Em (and Andy)

Vik

April

Note: Many of the capitalized words have been formatted to fit you screen. At times there will be extreme anger that can not be expressed in a mortal font as small as this. Thank you for your patience and please enjoy. (o-o that was not me)


April: -waits for time to strike- I'll catch you saying a cuss word Vik, muahahaha.

-after a lot of unimportant random chatting-

Vik: Is Con you alter ego?

April: No, Con is mah conscience (or what i like to call it) alter ego sounds weird -pokes em-

Vik: Oh

Vik: Zohn's mine but he's more like my anger

Vik: He comes out whenever I get punched in the face

Vik: I really hate him

April: o.O Zohn?

Vik: Zohn Vitel

April: weird... o.O

April: well, then again, Emily's alter ego is the only one with a normal name -sighs-

Em: I really hate Andy

Con: -comes out of no where- Ello!!

Vik: heys

Andy: U ALL WILL DIE WITHIN A FORENIGHT!!

Con: what the heck?

Con: you crazeh alter ego thingy ma bobber

Vik: if Zohn dies I die too

Vik: teh guy who is supposed to assassinate me.

Con: random o.O

Andy: - pulls ultimate experiment on Con so she looks a sludge-

Con: I don't really have a form

Vik: I have random dreams

Con: April just hears me in the back of her mind, we argue sometimes

Andy: shut it dude

Vik: Zohn likes to hang around when he gets out

Vik: he doesn't have as much reign as he's like. heh heh

Zohn: That bastard

Con: so blunt

Andy: True dat, Zohn

Vik: shut the hell up Vitel

Con: -laughs-

Zohn: Once i get out of ur body i'll freakin kill u

Andy: Can I help you?

Con: AHAHAHAA –still laughing about Vitel-

Vik: -glaring at Con- U think my last name is funny?

Con: -wipes tear away from eye-

Vik: play nice Zohn

Con: yeah, i'm sure you'll succeed, just keep tryin yo-yo(and i mean that literally)

Zohn: I will nd ill kill him

Andy: DIE U BASTARDS!!

Vik: Yeps, nd ill sprout wings nd fly

Em: -whaps Andy-

Zohn: You'd make a good partner

Andy: OWWWWWWW!!
DIE WOMAN!!

Con: u people are weird –notice: she didn't use pepples-

Vik: U said it Con-chan

Con: (if i use April's word she'll kill meh)

Zohn: You and your retarded nicknames

Con: sounds like Coin-chan xPPP

Andy: shit you bastards. I'm going to take over Iraq now

Zohn: Go ahead its already one Fed up country

Vik: Filthy mouth, ur lky I don't got soap

Andy: -straps Vik to an erupting volcano- DIE YOU WORTHLESS ANNOYING BASTARD!!

Con: I've got soap, i'm not afraid to use it!!

Vik: You wish you could kill me.

Em: -whaps everybody-

Em: shut up

Con: but I didn't do anything!!

Em: -blinks- So?

Vik: ah, I'm sry –inserted Rose here-

Zohn: Not your damn roses again

Con: eh, take you whapping business else where mortal, go kill Andy while your at it

Vik: I second taht

Em: then, I'd die

Vik: never mind, I un-second that

Andy: it's the circle of life, babe

Zohn: kill them both

Con: then forget her (is referring to Andy, doesn't know he's a guy), forget her fast and she'll be Nothing But a Memory –is reminded of a song-

Vik: Zohn, if i could i'd banish u 2 teh deepest circle of Hell

Con: then the angels above would sing HALEIGHLUIA!!

Vik: I think they would

Andy: SHUT UP, DAMMIT!!

Zohn: We have a good memory

Vik: talent #1 out of 5

Andy: I WILL RELEASE THE PHYCO RABBIT ON YOU!!

Zohn: And my fallen brothers would rejoice upon my return

Em: not Casey!!

Vik: Alright taht's it Vitel, im banishing u in2 my mind

Con: aw, he's not evil, he's just misunderstood

Zohn: I'll be back

Vik: Ah, taht's better

Andy: THE PSHYCO RABBIT WILL EAT YOU ALL ALIVE!!

Em: he will

Vik: says you Andy-chan

Con: but rabbits are herbivores...

Con: and there mouths are REALLY small, have u seen their two teeth?

Vik: Nopes, but I'm not afraid

Vik: I'm taht stupid

Andy: -just noticed- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BASTARD?!

Vik: Andy-chan

Vik: Want me 2 add another 1??

Andy: BASTARD!!

Em: -whaps Andy- STOP SAYING BASTARD, BASTARD!!

Con: if i could bonk you, i would

Con: -sigh- sadly i have no human form or anything so i cannot

Con: -gets April to whap her- (FYI: she was whapping Andy)

Em: -whaps April back harder-

Vik: I, who stand in the full light of heaven, commands thee who opens the gates of Hell. Come forth divine lightning, THIS ENDS NOW. INDIGNATION

Vik: Yes i cated it b4 he left

Con: -has no idea what he means by this-

Andy: Sadly, I must leave you bastards.

Andy: I have the world to conquer

Andy: -activates jetpack and blows Con a kiss-

Vik: I guess I found another arch enemy.

Vik: oh, Jetpack has no fuel

Con: WHAT THE HECK?? I'M AN IT! HOW DO U KNOW IF I'M A GIRL OR NOT OR BOTH? (still thinks Andy's a girl)

Con: no, wait...

Vik: I guess he just happened 2 guess

Em: err, Con? Andy's Bi.

Con: Biologically Impaired?

Vik: Oh, taht works then

Con: oO for some reason I pictured Andy as a girl (with the alter ego thing n all)

Em: -tries to contain laughter-

Vik: I pictured Andy-chan as a guy

Em: Andy is a guy

Em: he's just Bi

Vik: thought so

Con: ohh...so that's why he felt -chan so offensive...

Vik: yeps

Vik: taht's why I used it

Vik: just like how Midnight is Bozu-chan-chan

Con: -sighs- wish April could've heard my laughter...

Vik: I'll tell her u were laughing

Con: kay

Em: -groans- his sister will be coming

Vik: -just realizes something- Oh, Con, duh

Vik: Short for conscience

Vik: Wow I feel slower than April

Con: just a heads up, i kinda have to take over so April doesn't really have a say in what's going on here

Vik: okays

Con: -.- wow, that's pathetic even for u Vik

Em: DAMMIT!! Y IS BELLA COMING?!

Vik: Bella, u mean teh chick from Twilight?

Vik: What is?

Em: no. Andy's twin

Con: aw crap, juat great

Con: all we need is another one

Vik: Wait what did i do taht was pathetic??

Con: -copies-

Con: Oh, Con, duh

Vik: Short for conscience

Vik: Wow I feel slower than April

Bella: HELLO EVERYBODY!!

Vik: heys –inserted Rose here-

Con: i swear, u sound like a game show host

Vik: me or her?

Con: her -.-

Vik: okay, just making sure

Vik: I didn't want 2 go Bob Barker on eny1 here

Con: so flipping slow

Bella: Let's go create peace! It's so wonderful!!

Vik: Exactly!!

Con: OO CRAP! TREE HUGGER/HIPPIE!!

Vik: what're wrong with peace??

Vik: It helps prevent death

Em: exactly y she annoys me. She's the exact opposite of Andy!!

Vik: well I don't like Andy so Bella's okay

Con: -speaking to Em- nothing ever pleases u does it? (Andy: too cursy, Bella: too bubbley/tree hugger/happie-ish)

Bella: u mean hippie-ish? I love hippies! They're so... so... sooo.

Vik: unique?

Em: don't hurt yourself

Con: o-o i always pictured hippies as those people in the 60s with those weird clothes and stuff...

Vik: Yeps, I also teh peace signs, nd they were high

Bella: OH, where is my dear brother Andrew?

Vik: if we're lky, no here

Con: he is so a player

Bella: -frowns- don't say such things!

Vik: Sry, but I personally don't like him

Con: I'm SO glad April can't talk right now

Vik: he's teh type of vermin i despise

Vik: Y's taht Con?

Con: Vermin...?

Vik: -shrugs- I thought is sounded like an insult

Con: Good.

Con: oh, because i wouldn't want Bella to influence April with her tree hugging ways and such...-mutters-

Vik: Oh

Em: -grumbles- now u guys sound like Bella

Con: how so?!

Vik: I guess so-ish

Con: I'm an it and proud of it

Em: I call everyone guys

Bella: -skips into room- I invited Andrew back, isn't that just dandy?

Vik: Ah crap

Con: -thinks, didn't hear Bella- maybe that's why April has never had a bf before...

Con: wait, WHAT??

Andy: -crashes through window- Sup, Babe?

Con: DON'T CAPITALIZE BABE LIKE YOU'RE PROUD OF IT!!

Con: and WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!

Andy: uh, you Babe.

Vik: heheh

Andy: -looks at Vik- YOU!! YOU'RE THAT BASTARD!!

Vik: Nd you're that piece of shit

Vik: sry bout taht

Em: -slaps forehead- Bella, you are undoubtedly the most idiotic person i ever met

Bella: thank you -doesn't know she's been insulted-

Vik: You've obviously never met Jack Thunderbolt

Con: it's okay (about the cussing) Andy had that coming -glares-

Vik: okay then

Andy: -looks at his twin- Who invited the dumbbell?

Con: RAWRG! DUMBBELL'S MY WORD, YOU DON'T USE THAT CAUSE IT'S MINE! (maybe April's but still)

Vik: She invited u

Vik: Bee grateful at least some 1 likes u

Andy: -glares- I've had 2 boyfriends and 3 girlfriends

Con: who were all either blind, deaf, or mentally challenged

Vik: I've had 1 girlfriend

Con: and don't we all no it

Con: it's been pasted in the back of April's mind forever –mumbles- which is where I sit most of the time -mutters-

Vik: Heh, go Con –gives high five-

Con: can't, no hands

Con: T.T

Andy: -glares at Vik again- ARE U INSULTING ME, BASTARD?!

Vik: -sarcasm- No, I'm giving u a marriage proposal

Andy: -snarls-

Bella: really?

Vik: -smacks head- u really r an idiot

Con: WHO'D WANT TO MARRY AN IT ANYWAY?! (besides Andy, who is obviously gay)

Em: did u think I was lying to you Vik?

Con: U'll find love someday. TOX–with inserted Rose here-

Con: it aint me u gotta worry about

Vik: When??

Em: -copies- Em: -slaps forehead- Bella, you are undoubtably the most idiotic person i ever met

Vik: Yeah, I didn't know she was this dumb

Vik: She's worse than April

Con: she's stupider than April...

Con: HEY!

Con: COPY CAT!!

Vik: Taht's what I mean

Vik: I'm just stating my opinion

Bella: Andrew, who is Noun?

Con: was that a typo?!

Andy: -slaps forehead- no, she really thinks Noun is a dude, Babe.

Con: and I'm sure-SHUT UP!!

Andy: -glares at Vik for no reason-

Vik: Well Andy, we can agree on 1 thing

Em: -mutters- why am I even talking to Ding Dong and Bastard man?

Con: more like Bi man

Vik: An idiot, a bi bastard, an it, a girl with 2 alter egos nd me

Vik: How much more random can u get??


I'll do the next chapter tomorrow. told u it was random. :3