I caught my goat,

Eating an artichoke.

I told him it was bad.

He dropped it,

And I took it away.

And passed it by for another day.


Three days later I saw my cat,

Eating that artichoke.

I got mad,

She was sad,

And put the artichoke away.


The next morn, I caught my dog,

Eating the same artichoke!

I yelled,

He yelped,

And I threw the dang thing away.

This was probably the dumbest poem you have ever read. Correct? I was about to write a story when this popped into my head. Please review this stupid poem if you wish!