Cadence Teagan

Cadey!

Do you want me to rip the paper to shreds?

Aw, don't be such a party pooper.

You'd be just as annoyed.

But I'm a psycho bitch.

So?

Anyways. I got you a card!

I don't want cards from psycho bitches that call me Cadey.

It has a cat on it…

Fine. What kind of a card?

Why, a birthday card, of course.

But my birthday's not for months…

So?

You're such a gopher.

How so?

Your butt.

Word up.

So, anyone who's new to my idiocy...

these aren't supposed to actually make sense.

that being said...

review! :D