…Do you want me to rip the paper to shreds?
Aw, don't be such a party pooper.
You'd be just as annoyed.
But I'm a psycho bitch.
Anyways. I got you a card!
I don't want cards from psycho bitches that call me Cadey.
It has a cat on it…
…Fine. What kind of a card?
Why, a birthday card, of course.
But my birthday's not for months…
You're such a gopher.
So, anyone who's new to my idiocy...
these aren't supposed to actually make sense.
that being said...