1982 - Crawler

1983 - Screamer

1984 - Toad

1985 - Fashion Mistake

1986 - Bug Eater

1987 - Curious Peeper

1988 - Tourist

1989 - New Kiwi

1990 - Sega Fanatic

1991 - Heartbreaker

1992 - Golfer

1993 - UFO Enthusiast

1994 - Chronic Masturbator

1995 - Booze Hound

1996 - Drug-Addled Bogan

1997 - Depressed Poet

1998 - Truck Driver's Assistant

1999 - Student Alcoholic

2000 - Filmmaker

2001 - Tripper

2002 - Broken-Hearted

2003 - Dazed and Confused

2004 - Overdose Victim

2005 - Psychotic

2006 - Screenwriter

2007 - Unpublished Novelist

2008 - Student Writer