I made up the second stanza/chorus on the spot and decided to keep it that way. I just burst into song when we were heading into my aunt and uncle's neighborhood, and it's the absolute perfect model of suburbia. Then I made up the first stanza after the fact.


Ode to Suburbia

(To the tune of America the Beautiful)

Oh beautiful for perfect lawns
For vans and soccer moms
For car pools to public schools
And parents' perfect jobs!

Suburbia, Suburbia!
Where you can lose your house!
Cuz all the homes are the same color!
Something that rhymes with house!


Only meant to be funny.

Have some s'mores. :D