Theme is 'journey'. The oneshot should start and finish at the beginning and end of a journey. The reason of the journey, the way of travelling, the places travelled from and to are basically up to you.
The journey should last either 3 hours, 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months or 3 years. Your pick.
Must use the words: melody, nectar, ravenous, butterflies, and Honorificabilitudinitatibus.
One character must say at some point say: "I feel Frodo! It's like I'm channelling him, you know?"
MUST BE SLASH (yes, I'm sorry, I know that's completely unexpected u_u)
Must have a scene where the two main characters (meaning our main couple) have some sort of battle of insults. It can either be very rude insults, or very creative/weird insults (think Shakespeare and Monty Python. Your mother was a hamster and all that)
No use of the word 'said'
Yeah, yeah, it sucks. I know. YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW ToT
I WILL TRY AND HUNT MY JUDGE DOWN JUST AS SOON AS I POST THIS AND ASK HIM TO JUDGE THE PREVIOUS MONTHS' WINNERS. Sankyuu for your patience u_u
Oh, and YES, YOU ALL GET A 10 DAYS MARGIN AFTER THE DEADLINE SINCE I'M POSTING IT SO LATE.