Komori walks up to his friend, Futton. "Hey, Fred."

"Yeah? What do you want?"

"My girlfriend told me that she's into Yaoi."

Futton looks at Komori and starts laughing.

Komori yells, "What's so funny, Fred?! What's Yaoi anyways?"

Futton regains his composure. "You don't know?? Well allow me to show you! You see those two old guys over there playing chess?"

"Yeah? What about it?"

"Look at their feet..."

Komori looks and sees the two elderly men's toes rubbing each other's feet. "Ew! Yaoi?!"

Futton smiles, "Yaoi."

"Yikes!"

"Do you see that man on that diving board over at the pool? He's the one wearing the super small speedo."

"Yeah? What about it?"

"Look where he's about to dive..."

Komori sees that below the diving board is a big man floating on his back in the pool. The man on the diving board takes a dive. Futton shivers. "Yaoi..."

"Uh oh... YIKES!" yells Komori.

"Have you ever seen I Love New York?"

"Yeah? Why??"

"Yaoi."

Komori's eyes grow big, "Uh oh!"

"Do you see that guy riding his bike over there?"

Komori looks to his right, "Yeah..."

"The seat to the bike is missing... He's sitting on the rod of the bike."

Komori's eyes bulge as he notices it. "YAOI!!"

"YIKES!! Now have ever you wondered why Lil Bow Wow disappeared from the rap industry when he was younger; only to return like 4 years later?"

"Yeah?... What's up with that?"

Futton quietly whispered to his friend, "Yaoi..."

Komori's eyes looked in two different directions, then they spun around. "YAOI!! YIKES!!"

"Then, he started dating the singer, Ciara, who was rumored to be a hermaphadite."

"OMG Half Yaoi... Uh Oh!"

"Eddie Murphy and Arsenial Hall"

Komori gasped.

"Miss Jay from America's Next Top Model"

Komori's eyes watered, "Not him too..."

"Rosie, Ellen, and Queen Latifa."

"Holy Smokes!! Chick Yaoi!! That's hott!"

"I said, ROSIE, ELLEN, and QUEEEN LATIFAAA."

"OH THAT'S SICK! Two out of three of those look like guys!"

"Exactly..."

"YAOI!! UH OH!! YIKES!!"

"The Lion and the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz"

"Yaoi!"

"A car full of male illegal immigrants... Some HAVE to sit in others' laps..."

"YAOI!"

"Bill Clinton and Hillary"

"Very scary YAOI!"

"Don't drop the soap in prison..."

"YIKES!"

"Never get a Prostate exam."

"YAOI!"

"50 of the stories in the Manga section of FictionPress."

"Uh Oh! YAOI!! YIKES!!"

"Me and you..."

"...?!"

Komori ran away and got hit by a truck. He was hit so hard that he landed on top of a flag pole.

Futton smiled and gave a thumbs up. "Yaoi."