A/N: We were bored, and we decided to make this random filler chapter on what happened at our lunch. By the way, this isn't a real chapter. Just in case we have a few slow people out there :D Enjoy!
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Filler Chapter: Alien Theories and Card Games
-At Angie's locker-
Monica: -sees Angie and Akanksha- Yo!
Angie: Eh.
Akanksha: Blah.
Monica: …so what's up?
Angie: -opens locker- Meh.
Akanksha: Blah.
Monica: …aren't you the enthusiastic bunch today…-Hits Angie on head- Oi. Loser. Stop being retarded.
Angie: Ow! D:
Akanksha: -snickers- Loser.
Angie: Waaa! –Turns to Akanksha- Mommy! Babysitter is being mean to me!
Akanksha: What?! –Turns to Monica- I'm sorry Monica, but you know how much I care about my daughter.
Monica: What the…since when?
Akanksha: …right, well…
Angie: Mommy!!
Akanksha: Babysitter, you're fired.
Monica: YEAH! FREE FROM THE BURDEN!
Akanksha: On second thought…you're rehired.
Monica: Damn.
Angie: Babysitter! Give me a piggyback ride! :D
Monica: Huh. You're funny. -Walks away-
-In Cafeteria-
Daria: -sits down at table- Hi.
Angie: AHHHHHHHH!
Daria: …must you scream every time you see me?
Angie: AHHHHHH!
Daria: STFU N00B!
Monica: -smacks Angie's head- Shut it.
-Eats quietly for ten minutes-
Angie: Did you know that the longest prison sentence given was in Thailand for 140,078 years?
Everyone: WTF
Monica: Who the hell lives that long?
Angie: I suspect Jason.
Monica: What?
Angie: Well, I have finally come up with a theory about Jason.
Daria: I'm afraid to ask.
Angie: Well, it's simple, really. Jason is an alien from Mars.
Daria: WTF
Angie: Don't you see? He's the spawn of the devil. He used to live on Jupiter but his father wanted a better education for him. Therefore, he sent him to some boarding school on Mars. Jason did not want to be sent away but his father thought that he lacked education in blowing up planets. Jason ran away from Mars onto Earth to discover our secrets. Every night, he flies back and-
Monica: Angie, once again, you're being a retard.
Angie: NO! DON'T YOU SEE?! It's all a ploy! The reason why he wears glasses is that lasers come out of his eyes when he takes them off! Like that guy in X-men! And his laugh has hypnotized you all!
Akanksha: Then why aren't you hypnotized?
Angie: Because my force field is too strong for him to penetrate! Jason is evil and-
Jason: -walks up- Yeah, you know you talk pretty loud. I heard your entire speech.
Angie: GAH! –Cowers- Damn you. Go back to your mother ship!
Jason: What? O.o –sits down-
Angie: Hey Joe, do you consider yourself popular?
Jason: Er…I guess so. And why do you keep calling me Joe?
Angie: Then prepare to be destroyed.
Jason: What?!
Daria: Angie and I have made a plan to destroy all popular people.
Angie: Yes, by the year 2020, you will be dead.
Jason: Right…well good luck with that.
Monica: Won't that mean that I will be destroyed too?
Daria: No, you are the ninja queen so you will be spared.
Monica: …but if I make Jason a ninja, then you can't destroy him.
Angie: WRONG! He has the be in the royal bloodline of ninjas. He'd be fine if he was a king but then that would mean you'd be married to him.
Monica: Then I'll resign from my position as ninja queen, making Jason full time ninja king.
Daria: NO! YOU CANNOT DO THAT!
Angie: Daria's right. On page 556, under section 45 C, paragraph 3 in the Rulebook of Ninjas, Jason is not allowed to be ninja king.
Jason: Why the hell not?
Angie: Because you are an alien.
Monica: But I'm ninja queen, so that should mean that I get to choose who gets to be ninja king or queen after me.
Angie: NO YOU MAY NOT! By the power vested in me-
Monica: You don't have any power, loser.
Jason: Yeah! –Flicks-
Angie: 1 + 1 = A window.
Everyone: …What?!
Angie: YES! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE MATH OF 2020!
Gary: -comes- Hey guys. –Sits down-
Angie: 'Sup, Poopie.
Akanksha: Let's just shut up and play a game of 'Monica.'
Everyone except Jason: Kay.
Jason: WTF?
Monica: -starts dealing cards- It's the same as playing "president" but we use our character names in the story to claim.
Angie: Yeah. So the president would be Monica. Vice would be Joe, which is you. Secretary is May, Poopie is treasurer and Janitor is Bob.
Jason: Wait. Who's Joe?
Angie: YOU! YOU DUMBHEAD.
Jason: Oh…then who's May, Poopie, and Bob?
Angie: I'm May, Poopie is Gary, and Bob is the random pervert.
Akanksha: I'll just deal the cards every round.
-Plays game-
Angie: -puts down cards- MONICA!
Daria: Damn you!
Angie: Nyaa! I'm Monica! MONICAAA! I'm-
Monica: Stop trying to be me! You're doing it all wrong!
-Few minutes later-
Monica: -puts cards down and points to Jason- I'M YOU!
Jason: -puts down cards- I'M WHOEVER'S NEXT!
Monica: You mean, May.
Gary: …Poopie…
Daria: DAMN IT! IM ALWAYS BOB!
Angie: HAHA! YOU SUCK!
-Plays Again-
Monica: MONICA!
Jason: Joe.
Poopie: May.
Angie and Daria: …NO! I DON'T WANNA BE BOB! –Starts clawing through deck-
Jason: Oh wow…-laughs-
Angie: -picks up card-
Daria: No!
Angie: YES! POOPIE! IM POOPIE! HEAR IT EVERYONE! LOUD AND PROUD! IM A POOPIE!!
Daria: I WANTED TO BE POOPIE!
-Cafeteria becomes quiet and everyone stares-
Angie: Maybe we should've been quieter?
Daria: I think so…
A/N: Yeah. So we hope you liked it! Yes, we know we are really random. Please review our story. The next chapter is the epilogue, so please review! The thing at the beginning with the babysitter and mother thing. Yeah…I (Angie) pretend that Akanksha is my mother and Monica is my babysitter.
Kay, that's all. Review!