The Day I Lost My Shoe?
Chapter 3: G.G. Gone Mean
"Jared, aim for the teacher's head! She's so made she it looks like it's about to explode!" That would be me now covered in food. See, Jared and I were attacking each other, but then everybody was ganging up on us because we accidentally hit them with food. So, we teamed up and are now trying to stop the teacher and class from killing us…yeah…
"She won't go down! Give me the mutant dough, quickly!" That would be G.G. (I only call him that in my head now…) throwing flour and rice at her. Umm, I think I should do what he says, right? Right…
"If you two don't stop throwing food right this instant—" She was cut off by the blob of "dough" that hit her in the head…"That's it!" That was when she called the principal who called in back up. Of course, we wouldn't go down that easily and started running through the halls throwing food at innocent bystanders who got too close. What? I'd like to call it self-defense…
"Jared, if I die here I want you to have my spoon, and check on my hibernating squirrel (I'm not sure if they can hibernate, but oh well, this is my story) that I saved. Also, beg my mom to not kill me for dieing, alright?" Yeah…mom can get pretty angry when people die… And yes, I do have a spoon that I keep with me at all times.
"….your spoon?" Wow, I tell him my last wishes and he questions me about them…! What a jerk!
"Don't ask questions! You know what? You're not good enough for my spoon! Jamie can have it! ---Oh my god! They're gaining on us!" Umm…I'm too young to die?
"Get away you horrible people!" That would be G.G. yelling at them and throwing whatever he could grab at them with me. Of course, I wouldn't be me if I didn't manage to fall down at a time like this. Stupid winter, I blame you!
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So that's how we ended up being stuck in the principal's office with innocent looks on our faces.
"Well, Jared and Isabella," I cringed at the use of my full name,"it seems like you had a fun time in Home Ec. today. Care to explain why you started throwing food at your fellow class mates and teachers?" It almost looked like he enjoyed us being so uncomfortable!
"Well, you gave teenagers the ability to use very messy ingredients and expected us to make cupcakes?! Pfft, yeah right!" G.G. has such a big mouth! He might be used to getting into trouble, but I don't plan on making it a daily activity, thank you very much! Stupid, stupid creepy Goth-looking boy….
"Don't worry; we're not going let you two near any ingredients again. So, now it's time to decide your punishment. Hmm…" Ugh, can't he just punish us? I've done enough squirming in my seat for a lifetime.
"Really, you think you have? I'm not so sure about that." Huh? Oh dang! I said that out loud!
"Yeah you did. And you just said that out loud, too." Jared said between fits of laughter. Dangit! You know what? I'll just stop thinking now.
"Anyways, before Isabella decided to speak, we were talking about your punishment. Now, I think you two should be forced to help the dance committee with the upcoming Christmas Ball. And before you can ask, no, there are no other options. Either you do this or find a new school to attend…again."
"That's not fair! She was the one who started the madness!" G.G. can be such a whiner! Suck it up creep!
"Sorry, you were partaking in her bad behavior so now both of you have to pay the price. You two can go now, bye." Ouch, we've been dismissed. Oooohhhhh, G.G. looks pissed! You know me, instead of reasonably keeping my distance; I had to go see what was wrong.
"G.G., oops I mean Jared, what's wrong?" I grabbed his arm when he refused to stop, but the I'm-going-to-murder-you look on his face made me think it wasn't such a great idea. Looks like G.G.'s gone mean!
…heh that rhymed…
No, actually, it didn't.
Shut it.
"Don't. Touch. Me. It's your fault that I get the crappiest punishment in the world, and now you're asking me what's wrong. God, I wish I never met you." Wow, he can sure get grumpy, huh?
"Well, the principle was right that you played along with me…" I added meekly. Hey, I had to say something!
"Just go away and never, ever come back." G.G. said with an icy tone. I guess he had enough talking because that was when he ripped his arm out of my hand, I didn't even realize I was still holding it, and walked quickly down the hall and around the corner. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have started that food fight…?
No duh, Einstein! G.G.'s going to be pissed at us for days now! He was sort of being a drama queen (king?) about the whole punishment… Helping to decorate for a Christmas Ball shouldn't be that bad.
Now our doggies will be upset because I doubt he's coming to play with them. Poor, poor doggies! Oh well, I'm bored now. Hmm…let's go home and bug Jamie! He may be sick, but that doesn't mean he's safe!
Great, not only am I insane, but I'm evil too. Oh well, as long as I am I might as well have some fun! This deserves background music!
Oh, I know! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. We're off, we're off, we're off to see the wonderful things he does!...
Okay, singing weird background music in our head probably isn't healthy for the small amount of sanity we have left. Hey, we're home!
Yayness! "Jamie! Jaaammmiiieee! Where are you?" Teehee, I guess I still have some energy left. Umm, he's not answering…. Maybe I should go looking for him? Yeah, that sounds fun! ….I mean that sounds like the right thing to do…yeah….
"Jamie? Come on, Jamie! It's just me! If you don't come out soon I swear I'll--- eek!" He just jumped on me! What the hell?!
"Hellooo baby sis! How was your day?!" Umm he can't be drunk or anything because he doesn't drink, but what the hell is wrong with him?! Woah, his fever is like way too high! That's what was wrong!
"Okay big bro, you are officially very sick. Go get a towel, wet it with cold water, and press it to your head. I'm going to call Mom and then she can drive you to the hospital if it's necessary. When you're done go lay down." Why are you looking at me like that…? I can be serious if the situation calls for it…
"Alright, lil sis, I'll just go get that towel and lay dow---"He didn't even finish his sentence before passing out! How rude! Oops, this isn't really the time for that, is it?
"Come on Jamie, wake up!" Dangit! He's passed out. So, I did what I had to do. I got a towel, wet it, picked him up and put him on the couch (well more like dragged him to it gently), and put the wet towel on his forehead. Now it's time to call Mom.
"Hey Mom, I think you should get home like right now!" I say quickly into the phone. Jamie still hasn't woken up!
"Why is that? Also, why are you home?! Young lady, you know what I told you about skipping---"
Mom, this isn't the time to discuss that! Jamie passed out! I need you to get home and help me with him. He might even need to go to the hospital!"
"What?! Oh, if that boy dies on me, you have no clue what---"
"Again Mom, it's so not the time to discuss this! Get home now! Nobody's going to die!" Gosh, my mom can be so dramatic!
Hey guys! Thanks for reading up to this point if you managed to put up with it this long! I just decided that I've been a horrible author for my few readers, and that you guys really deserve more of my time. I am currently going through the first three chapters and editing them so they sound at least a tiny bit better before continuing.
Note to readers: I wrote this when I was ten years old, and that's why it sounds so immature and very simple.
- enchanting eclipse-