A/N: No, I did not forget to put my name in the last stanza. I did that on purpose, in order to protect my identity (slightly ironic, considering the content of this poem, but whatever.) Call me paranoid, but at least I can be paranoid in relative safety. Okay, that's about all I have to say for now. Please enjoy!

Hey!
Although I'm a teenager,
I'm not an alcoholic
Or a druggie...
Yes, I'm in Band,
And no, I'm not a geek.
I'm a Christian,
But I do not think I'm better than anyone else.

Although I do like hockey,
I do not worship it
And I do not say "eh" after every sentence.
I call a single-storey bungalow my home,
Not a large pile of ice and snow
In the middle of a never-ending blizzard.

I am a total grammar freak
And my favourite class is English.
I value myself and my body;
Appearance is important to me,
But I do not starve myself or wear skimpy clothes.

Yes, I go quading, camping, and swimming;
I love driving trucks and playing in the rain,
But I'm not a tomboy.
Yes, I like shopping and can't wait to try going to a spa;
I love pink and flowers and bubbles,
But I'm not a girly girl.

My name is
And I am ME!