If I'm told to walk the dog, I call for the perro

If I think pajaro, I'm probably looking at a sparrow

When I need to go somewhere, I need to use the carro

And in school, a carboncillo is something I might borrow

This morning when I woke up

The first thought in my head

Was pescando

"Fishing?" I said

I'm switching words around accidentally

It's becoming a bit of a problem, you see

"Food" is now comida, "cats" are now gatos

I think I'm losing my mind to a certain degree

While my Spanish improves

My English seems to fade

It's a shame the yellow pages

Don't have listings for a brain maid