Around my berd deh do dere stand
Fellas from every city
From Bermingham to London town
And they do all smell quite shitty.
But itud be a crime to start,
To do them in right now
Aside from the fact the busies are here
Shes a ugly fuckin cow.
So me mate I only see
One possible course of action
I might end up in the nick
But at least I won't be in traction:
Al wait until we get home
Where there won't be quite so many
Al start a row, she'll throw a plate
An al kick'er in the fanny.