Lycanthrope

by Mara Idisi

Revelation

"You know, you could have told me a lot sooner."

"Would you have actually believed me?"

"With how much you shed? This actually explains a lot."

"You need to think about it from my perspective. A lot of people—"

"Prefer cats?"

"And this is why I didn't tell you before."

"I thought it was vampires who were supposed to do the emo thing."

"One: please no bringing up vampires. And two: emo?"

"You were doing your 'woe is me' thing again. And is there seriously some weird rivalry between…?"

"No, it's just the ones I know are total douchebags."