by Mara Idisi
"You know, you could have told me a lot sooner."
"Would you have actually believed me?"
"With how much you shed? This actually explains a lot."
"You need to think about it from my perspective. A lot of people—"
"And this is why I didn't tell you before."
"I thought it was vampires who were supposed to do the emo thing."
"One: please no bringing up vampires. And two: emo?"
"You were doing your 'woe is me' thing again. And is there seriously some weird rivalry between…?"
"No, it's just the ones I know are total douchebags."