by Mara Idisi

Bad Idea

"Do you know what would be fun?"

"What now?"

"Telling PETA about you."

"I really don't want to know what goes on in your head."

"No, think about it! On the one hand, you wear fur. I mean, that belt of yours is hideous and ratty, but it's still fur. The fur of an endangered species, at that. On the other hand, you're kind of an animal. –Ish. I think their heads would explode!"

"Please just stop this already."

"Do you think that they would try to get close enough to throw red paint on you?"

"Why do I bother?"