Things happened. None of them were good. (1)
Ollie: We have to fall back! It's too late! They're already too far in!
Roe: Too late for you maybe.
Ollie: You bitches can die too!
Roe: Yeah, but definitely not as easily.
Zena: I dunno, that's a lot of zombies.
Emy: Like thousands really.
Lina: They have an army
Voice: WE HAVE A HUUUUULK!
Kel: Who was that? Do they want cookies?
Zena: That sounded an awful lot like-
Lina: No! NO IT CAN'T BE!
Thal: I'm back bitches!
Ollie: Wuh? Where the hell have you been?
Thal: Learning how to use a portal gun.
Roe: For months?
Thal: I'm a fast learner.
Lina: Oh god, she's even dumber than I remember.
Thal: That's not a word you felush!
Zena: You spent months on end learning how to fire a gun?
Thal: A portal gun.
Lina: That's great Thal. Fantastic really, A ++ for effort. But it's also pretty...no actually...it's completely useless.
Thal: Nuh uh.
Lina: Yuh huh!
Thal: Nuh uh!
Lina:Yuh-I am not fucking having this fight with you right now.
Thal: I'll show you what a portal gun can do! *does something*
Zombies: *Die horrible, zombie deaths.*
Lina: The fuck was that? That's a PORTAL gun Thal and what it just did definitely didn't involve any portals.
Thal: Well it sorta did, how else would they have come apart like that.
Thal: The physics are simple really.
Lina: You know what, I don't even wanna know.
Roe: Well this is fantastic, the entire earth has been taken over by zombies leaving us and Ollie to repopulate the earth.
Ollie: Say what?
Emy: He may be repulsive and sticky to the touch but I still refuse to take sloppy seconds from any of you hoes, me first!
Ollie: Don't I get any say in this?
Emy: Baby, none of my boys get any say, that's why they like it so much.
Ollie: I'm going to back away slowly with my hands over my junk now.
Zena: The two sentences I just heard need to stop existing. Now.
Thal: Guyz. Guyz. It's kay. I've got an idea.
Lina: Because those have always been notorious for being good.
Thal: Hey. If there's anything that Code Lyoko and copulating with a giant talking banana slug on national television have taught me. It's that there's always an easy cop out way to fix everything.
Lina: And that would be?
Thal: Easy. RETURN TO THE PAST NOW! *presses button on portal gun*
Lina: You can't just say 'return to the past' and press a button and expect anything to happen. I mean, it's a PORTAL gun, why would it have a time traveling func-
Past: *is returned to*
Thal: You were saying?
Lina: I hate you. I hate you so much. It's like a thousand fiery suns of pure hate that aI feel. And all of them are in the Thalia Galaxy.