I did not write this by myself. This is something I snatched off a thread on the NaNoWriMo forums. I'm writing as rain-angel03, by the way.

The European Love Triangle

Raquelin wrote: (i ship countries in my history classes, though. that's my dirty secret.)

pookel wrote: Germany totally has a thing for France.

WandererWednesday wrote: But… what about Britain's fragile feelings? They'll be devastated if they hear about that!

douleur wrote: Dude. Britain and France have always had an on-again off-again relationship. Considering the ugly past between them, it's only a matter of time before the relationship turns sour again.

(someone) wrote: Does that mean Canada is Britain and France's love child?

tygersprite wrote: Whoooo Canada!

rain-angel03 wrote: Canada's from a broken home.

tygersprite wrote: Canada's running with the wrong crowd. Austrail and Cuba aren't good company for the poor dear.

rain-angel03 wrote: Neither is America.

tygersprite wrote: Shame on America. They should all be stand up contries just like Luxonburg.

rain-angel03 wrote: *Nods* They should. It'd be a good influence on Canada.

Pretty short, but pretty funny. :)

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