In here we drink to life
In the streets you drink yourself to death
Calling all anesthesiologists this fucker's sucking air
Take him outside and let him breathe
Strip him of all impurities
Failing that let's leave him to the wolves

Sink your teeth into this
Tough like gristle
Sweet like sugered truth
Its my neck and I'll confess
I fucking love it when you do that

Glaring at the window
Oh what did you say just now?
I couldn't tell for one simple reason
There's a knot in my ear and its not listening
I'm not listening and you can't make me
Take a stand, place your vote
Cast your ballot, I'll be fucked if we'll count it
Calling all dermatologists this fucker's got a rash
And I'm sitting too close to him, its gross
If its contagious, I've got a lawyer

Sink your teeth into this
Tough like gristle
But it tastes like victory
Its my neck and I'll confess
I'm blacking out from blood loss

In here we drink to life
We toast it so often we are carted out
Empty head, full stomach, and trench in mouth
Calling all the great philosophers to the vomitoriums
Time to make a collected effort
And fill the world with a little less shit
Calling all profiteers you are sorely missed
We've got women unwed, and men lacking porn
Consider this an indictment of existence
Just please don't opt out and blame me

Sink your teeth into this
Tough like gristle
But you managed quite well
It was my neck and I'll confess
I probably need parts of that back